Everything You Need To Survive Thanksgiving Dinner With Your Crazy Family

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If taking shots is frowned upon at your family's Thanksgiving, just casually use this bracelet flask to pour some vodka into your glass under the table. Or just drink straight from it. No one will notice over all the shouting. 

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This pillow is perfect for when you need to take a nap after dinner but don't want to be *rude* by excusing yourself. 

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Press this button every time your racist uncle starts trying to prove his conspiracy theories to you. 

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This two-foot-long extendable fork is ideal for when your brother takes the last piece of pie and you're like "Hell no, I'll kill you" and you eat off his plate from across the table.

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S/O to my brother who's brought a Styrofoam cup full of some sort of liquor/soda drink to every Thanksgiving dinner we've ever had. Be like my brother (minus the Styrofoam because it's bad for the environment, FOR SHAME) and start bringing your own booze-filled cup to dinner. 

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Give yourself something to fidget with so you don't end up breaking someone's face when the family starts to talk politics. This "floam" is like a foamy slime that won't stick to your hands. 

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Don't bother filling up your glass four times at dinner — just pop the glass right onto a bottle of wine! It saves you valuable time and energy that can otherwise be used for arguing with your cousins or playing with their kids.

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If you're hoping for a chill Thanksgiving dinner this year, your only option is to make a pumpkin pie with weed in it.

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Get these "Quiet Please" ear plugs for when you're just straight-up done listening to everyone's garbage. Daydream about the nap you're going to take when this fresh hell is over. 

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These Spanx leggings hold you in so well, it'll look like you're down a size or two — even when you have half a turkey in your stomach. Trick your jerk aunt who always body-shames you when you eat into thinking you lost weight, so you can finally go for that third helping without her saying a damn word. 

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Because sometimes we just need to squeeze something to keep from screaming out loud. 

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It's the end of the evening when everyone's slightly drunk with their cups of coffee, and you're trying to avoid the point at which someone asks about when you're getting married or having children. What better time is there to play a rousing game of What Do You Meme (which is basically like Cards Against Humanity, but with memes from the internet)? Everyone will laugh and maybe pee their pants a little, and you may see a different side of your family that you weren't prepared for. 

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For when you need to keep your leftovers safely stored from thieving hands.

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