To all the ranch enthusiasts out there: this really is about to be the most wonderful time of the year. Hidden Valley just re-launched its online store, and there are ranch gifts galore for your buttermilk-loving bestie and bae.
You'll now be able to stick a massive Hidden Valley Ranch Inflatable bottle in front of your house; it is arguably one of the most ranch-tastic (and wonderfully extra) items available on the site. The 6.5' salad dressing inflatable comes with a blower and tethers. Most importantly, if you have the ranch bottle on your front lawn, Santa will definitely know where to bring the Hidden Valley bottles.
You can also wear your ranch pride with two different holiday sweatshirts (one featuring the controversial pizza-and-ranch combo). Other items in the collection include a Hidden Valley Ranch PopSocket, a snow globe, and, of course, Hidden Valley wrapping paper.
You can purchase the items on Hidden Valley's website, but you better get clicking...the Hidden Valley tree topper is already sold out!
Also, mark your calendars for December 3, when the "Magnum of Ranch" will be available. The nearly two-liter bottle is being sold as a limited-edition bottle in a fancy box—what some would argue as the perfect holiday gift. The magnum will sell for $25, and you can see below the comparison to a normal Hidden Valley bottle.
A bottle of ranch that big calls for a LOT of pizza. Thank you Hidden Valley, for giving the people what they really want for the holidays this year.