9 Valentine's Day Food Gifts Everyone Secretly Hates

We get it, you want to give your boo some chocolate but you want to be original and think outside of the heart shaped box. Our suggestion? Don't. Weirdly shaped chocolate is cool, but so cool that your S.O. may not want to ruin it by chowing down, and nothing is worse than candy that you can't eat.

Baking mixes might seem like good Valentine's Day treat for your friends but why you would gift all the ingredients to make cookies and not just actually gift fresh-baked cookies is beyond us. 

Bags of candy are the way to go for a Kindergarten V-Day celebration or a night in with you, yourself, and some Netflix but definitely not something you should be gifting to someone you care about.

Wine is most definitely appreciated in all its forms but a cheap bottle for your Valentine is basically an insult (unless it's this award-winning one). On this day skip the Chateau Diana and get you and your honey a nice bottle that won't result in an awful hangover. Wine? Sexy. Hangover? Not sexy.

A box of chocolates is a V-Day classic, and we're all about the classics, but try to look beyond the selection at your local Walgreens and pick out something a with a lot less sugar and a lot more class. In case you're wondering what to get, here are a few suggestions.

I think we can all agree that edible underwear is about as sexy as tapioca, i.e. not sexy at all. Not only does it seem, ehm, difficult to wear, it's also not made of particularly enticing candy so really it serves no purpose. Now if they start making edible underwear out of  bacon, we might reconsider.

Conversation hearts were cute in the 3rd grade when they were about the only way you could tell crush how you felt without being too awkward. But now, we're adults and adults don't give other adults chalk-flavored candies.